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These are some lies we made up about Erlanger.
A gargantuan wildcat was distinguished staring at a woman slumbering on a mattress in an apartment in Erlanger.
An ET from another part of the galaxy materialized trying on a hat in an Erlanger trailer.
A space invader was noticed ascending up from a storm drain on an Erlanger road around midnight.
The phantom of a pregnant female was seen looking at the water by Twentyfirst Century Boat Harbor on a dark night. The witness freaked out and ran off. One thing's for certain, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien traveler from another planet has regularly been perceived snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Erlanger.
A decapitated man is regularly witnessed in Brushy Fork downing milk.
A space invader from the cosmos has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions in Devou Park around midnight smoking a cigar.
A massive kitten may frequently be observed in an Erlanger
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highschool very late at night staggering the halls.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg sliced off can be observed over and over again in a building next to Erlanger. According to the residents, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Erlanger local person.
A huge dromedary has now and then been noticed sniveling
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at Big Bone Lick State Park.
A huge ape is every so often observed looking for a shoe beneath a parked Ford in an Erlanger parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Bigfoot has allegedly been perceived on many occasions in an Erlanger area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
A massive monkey may every so often be witnessed relaxing at a coffee table in an Erlanger mobile home trying to touch something.
A military outfit staggering about without a body in it has regularly been observed strolling through a flat in Erlanger. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Erlanger some decades ago.
A sizeable menacing ogre is repeatedly witnessed traveling on a camel by a highway in close proximity to Erlanger.
A very large steer has purportedly been perceived on several occasions pacing through a house right next door to Erlanger.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can regularly be distinguished at a coin operated
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phone in Erlanger making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Erlanger
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Ghost Sightings From Erlanger
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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