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A creepy skeleton was distinguished suspended in the air like a cloud in East Bernstadt. When noticed the ghost moved toward the witness who then ran away.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been noticed fishing from the shore of Reynolds Circle Lake on a dark night.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has been made out on a small number of occasions before dawn drifting down on Altamont Creek. People here assert that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in East Bernstadt.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy may often be witnessed in a shoe store in the East Bernstadt area.
A space alien from deep space may be perceived very often trying to find another ghost in Begley Hollow after midnight.
Christopher Columbus has occasionally been observed glancing at the view from the highest spot of Hoosier Knob in the early morning
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An extraterrestrial is from time to time observed screaming in Camp Wildcat Battle Monument after midnight.
The martian navigator of a UFO is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances scrambling up from a manhole on an East Bernstadt street before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant female has often been
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noticed snooping in mailboxes after midnight in East Bernstadt.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a leather jacket is regularly spotted in an East Bernstadt secondary school very late at night strolling the hallways. A man who lives here asserts that this ghost is the undead spirit of a former East Bernstadt local.
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Ghost Sightings From East Bernstadt
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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