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The phantom of a youthful woman drenched in blood was distinguished late in the night drifting along on Akers Branch. When the onlooker became visible the ghost escaped. Many locals assert this spirit may perhaps be a recognized former time resident of Dana.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body was noticed in the rear seat of a VW by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight. The appearance of the watcher startled the ghost who then vanished. One thing's for sure, it undeniably is a menacing spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A massive bear emerged verbalizing into the air up on the top of Rough Knob.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun was spotted late at night examining Lowes Gap in detail. The spirit spoke of avenging a slaying.
A huge skunk was witnessed trimming bushes in the yard of a mobile home in Dana.
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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