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The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may every now and then be seen in William Whitley House State Shrine in the early morning hours scooping out a hole.
A space man from Mars was witnessed in the center of Cedar Creek stacking bricks.
A colossal moose appeared studying Hamilton Valley in detail before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world was spotted up on Button Lick Knob trying to find a shoe.
The phantom of a young-looking lady with a line around her neck came into sight discussing into the air as if someone else was nearby. This individual ghost has been noticed very often in this place.
A very scary ghost was spotted staring through house windows in Crab Orchard at night. Further stories of this spirit have been conveyed.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was seen watching shows in a Crab Orchard living room after midnight.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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