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These are some lies we made up about Covington.
A gigantic grizzly bear was noticed in Devou Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a body over the grass.
A gargantuan weasel was perceived burrowing an outlet in a row boat on Mirror Lake.
An extremely large panda has regularly been noticed stacking boulders in the middle of Banklick Creek.
A guy with a sword in his head is frequently noticed slurping blood from a jar under a high tree in Authors Grove.
The ghost of a mail carrier has supposedly been observed on one or two instances soaring across the Clifton Hills in the early morning hours. One thing's for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gigantic impala can repeatedly be seen downing motor oil up on Johns Hill.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has from time to time been made out looking at a guy sleeping on a couch in a house in Covington.
A man's body having the head of a goat is sometimes
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observed in a supermarket in the Covington neighborhood. Whichever way, this is a bad ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword has been made out on a handful of occasions trying on a hat in a Covington mobile home. According to what the locals allege, this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Covington some
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time ago.
An extraterrestrial from Mars can once in a while be seen creeping out of a storm drain on a Covington residential road around midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has regularly been observed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Covington.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen at Bridgeview Harbor at night enjoying the view.
An ET has supposedly been observed on numerous instances in a Covington school at midnight staggering the corridors.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy may frequently be distinguished right by Big Bone Lick State Park terrifying people.
A space invader from deep space can be perceived very often in a mirror in a Covington flat; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A space invader is once in a while noticed in a building close to Covington.
A gargantuan sheep is known to have been noticed on numerous instances seeking a glove underneath a parked Honda in a Covington parking lot late at night.
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very large raccoon may from time to time be distinguished in a Covington area hardware store, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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