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These are some lies we made up about Closplint.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions observing the surroundings from the summit of Joe Knob in the early morning hours.
A space man from planet Mercury may often be witnessed swallowing root beer in Boggs Hollow very late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be made out frequently pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Abe Branch around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly lady grasping a shot gun has once in a while been noticed hitch-hiking next to a gloomy highway close to Closplint. In any case, it's a chilling spirit that should be kept away from.
A huge llama is sometimes noticed reading a newspaper in The Pocket on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Closplint
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Ghost Sightings From Closplint
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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