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These are some lies we made up about Clayhole.
The ghost of a gravely scorched woman is repeatedly observed pointing at the witness up on the top of Cinder Knob. People here declare that this phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Clayhole before the present.
The ghost of an engine driver has purportedly been spotted on several occasions yelling at the witness to leave in Arkansas Branch. One of the residents steadfastly says that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who are courageous enough to upset the quiet in Clayhole.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote may frequently be noticed around midnight exploring Big Hollow in detail. No matter what folks verbalize, it is certainly a scary ghost that should be avoided.
A sizeable creepy ogre may be noticed often by a woman hunting in a forest in close proximity to Clayhole.
A giant bighorn has every so often been spotted relaxing on a bench in a house in Clayhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayhole
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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