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These are some lies we made up about Calvin.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her chest was made out in Kentucky Ridge State Forest on a dark night cutting down a high tree. The witness got scared and ran away.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos emerged examining Bear Wallow Gap in detail on a dark night.
A space alien from another galaxy was made out shuffling orbs about up on the highest spot of Canada Mountain.
A woman with the head of a goblin appeared in Pine Mountain State Resort Park at the stroke of midnight burying a corpse by a big rock. The ghost reacted to the bystander. A local man says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Calvin local resident. In any case, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen before dawn floating along on Beans Fork.
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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