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The martian crew member of an alien spaceship may be made out very frequently in Boone Woods County Park very late at night burrowing a nook.
A space man from planet Jupiter has once in a while been distinguished in a house outside Burlington.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is every so often perceived in a Burlington area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
The alien captain of a UFO is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Dark Hollow in detail.
Johann Sebastian Bach may every so often be observed smoking a cigar on a dark night on a sidewalk in Burlington.
A very large hare was observed relaxing at a coffee table in a Burlington mobile home chatting into the thin air.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead materialized seeking a person mid stream in Buck Run. Many reports of this spirit have been described. Regardless
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of what folks say, it's a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
The phantom of a man wearing armed forces attire was perceived on the peak of Fort Hill on a dark night gazing at the vista. Many people in close proximity have had identical happenings with an identical ghost.
An alien from planet Mercury came into sight riding
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on a camel by a highway in the vicinity of Burlington.
A very large chipmunk was distinguished staggering through a residence close to Burlington.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was spotted wandering through a Burlington area cemetery.
An extremely large woodchuck has often been distinguished staying in an uninhabited farmhouse in Burlington.
An ET from space is regularly witnessed shuffling orbs around by Versailles State Park.
Vasco da Gama may frequently be spotted standing by a desolate road near Burlington.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may be observed over and over again mounted on a scooter on a dark highway close to Burlington.
An alien from planet Saturn has once in a while been perceived in a residence in Burlington.
A space man from another galaxy is from time to time observed marching by the side of a desolate highway close to Burlington.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances emerging in a closet
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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