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A form with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes was spotted pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Allen Creek late in the night. The witness fled immediately after he set eyes on the ghost. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos materialized holding a human skull in Alexander Bar after midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn was spotted by Clay Lick Bottom yelling.
A wandering ghost was noticed in a Burkesville mobile home. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody else nearby.
The spirit of a plane pilot was observed strolling by the side of a desolate highway right next door to Burkesville. When the bystander became visible the ghost ran away. A local man argues that this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who dare to disrupt the silence in Burkesville.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack
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clutching a large axe has frequently been witnessed appearing in a closet mirror. Either way, this is an unfriendly ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
A space alien from space is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions scaring people near Dale Hollow Lake State Park.
The martian technician of
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a flying saucer may regularly be distinguished taking a rest in a beanbag in an apartment close to Burkesville.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet may be perceived very frequently after midnight hurrying after a passing Toyota on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Burkesville.
A space man from another planet has sometimes been observed gazing crossly at the bystander at Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is once in a while seen in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A colossal hedgehog has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions cutting grass in the garden of a residence in Burkesville.
An alien tourist from deep space can from time to time be distinguished by a woman hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Burkesville.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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