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These are some lies we made up about Burgin.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing army attire was observed smoking a cigar by Cane Run. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other there.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been spotted reading a pamphlet beside Cove Spring at midnight.
A gargantuan mynah bird has been said to have been observed on several occasions trying on a hat in a Burgin house.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship may repeatedly be spotted creeping out from a storm drain on a Burgin lane before dawn.
An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside has once in a while been witnessed howling at Dix Dam at midnight. No matter what, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Burgin
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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