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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
The phantom of a teenage girl can be spotted very frequently down beside Terhune Spring before sunrise piling boulders. Lots of locals argue this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Buffalo resident.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has every so often been noticed demolishing a book in the middle of Bayne Creek.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally witnessed looking for a bag in Abraham Lincoln Birthplace National Historic Site very late at night.
A colossal tiger has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in a residence in Buffalo.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent can now and then be perceived in Howard Hollow on a dark night smoking a pipe. Local people claim that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Buffalo some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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