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These are some lies we made up about Buckner.
An martian voyager from another world has frequently been distinguished giving a piloted trip of Cedar Point to a collection of ghosts in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from the Moon is repeatedly spotted going through trash cans on a Buckner lane.
An enormous duckbill has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances burning a hat by Ash Run.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can repeatedly be perceived floating in the air like a cloud in Buckner.
A space alien from another world can be observed repeatedly staring at a woman snoozing on the floor in a house in Buckner.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckner
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Ghost Sightings From Buckner
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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