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These are some lies we made up about Buckhorn.
A female with a green face has occasionally been spotted howling in Abner Fork. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is occasionally noticed by Buckhorn Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A giant hartebeest is known to have been observed on one or two instances attempting to grip something by the entrance to Buckhorn Lake State Park.
An alien may every so often be made out gazing down into the water at Panther Fork in the early morning hours.
A giant hippopotamus was seen in Buckhorn Lake State Resort Park after midnight pulling a body through some bushes.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckhorn
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Ghost Sightings From Buckhorn
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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