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These are some lies we made up about Browder.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has frequently been witnessed up on the apex of Airdrie Hill looking terrifying.
A headless lady is repeatedly perceived facing the eye witness by Jackson Bluff. Scores of residents declare this ghost likes scaring unwise people who dare to interrupt the serenity in Browder.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions shouting at the eye witness to be off in Andrews Run.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves can frequently be witnessed around midnight hurrying after a passing Ford on a dark highway outside Browder.
An enormous crocodile can be made out often in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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