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These are some lies we made up about Brooksville.
A very large rhinoceros may be perceived frequently at Camp Creek before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the flow.
An alien from planet Saturn has now and then been observed in a clothing store in the Brooksville area.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has been noticed on several occasions crawling out from a storm drain on a Brooksville avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a man clad as a car mechanic may every now and then be witnessed snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Brooksville. One of the folks who live here definitely asserts that this phantom is possibly the undead phantom of a local resident who used to live here in Brooksville.
A lady with a moderately see-through body is often seen gazing angrily at the onlooker in Blue Licks Battlefield State Park at the ranger station.
A large bloodcurdling ogre has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances playing a melody on a xylophone in a Brooksville trailer.
A huge moose may often be witnessed in a Brooksville secondary school before sunrise marching the halls.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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