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These are some lies we made up about Brooks.
A guy with no head has every now and then been distinguished riding on a moped on a gloomy road outside Brooks.
A massive alligator is every so often seen gazing at the sight from the top of Brooks Hill around midnight.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost is rumored to have been distinguished on many instances screaming names of people on the summit of one of the mountains in the South Park Hills late at night. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that should be let alone.
A Chupacabra may occasionally be perceived in a house in Brooks.
A massive armadillo was made out washing a blood-covered rag in Harshfield Spring at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooks
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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