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These are some lies we made up about Bronston.
The phantom of a guy having on army attire has regularly been perceived going mad in Bear Hollow at the stroke of midnight. One of the locals definitely alleges that this phantom may very well be a celebrated past dweller of Bronston.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a person inside is repeatedly spotted hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in General Burnside Island State Park very late at night.
A sizeable menacing monster can frequently be made out on the pinnacle of Barn Hill after midnight observing the vista.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has once in a while been distinguished giving a piloted exploration of Antioch Bend to a group of spirits at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is sometimes perceived down near the water at Gourd Neck trying to locate a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Bronston
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Ghost Sightings From Bronston
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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