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A cyclop is regularly made out on the apex of Cable Knob at midnight studying the landscape.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world has been seen on a handful of instances beside Double Springs very late at night shining a lantern.
A giant skunk can frequently be made out terrifying folks by Bee Lick Creek.
A space invader from space may be distinguished frequently gazing at people in a Brodhead flat through a window.
The spirit of a terribly mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer has from time to time been observed hitch-hiking by the side of a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Brodhead. Several of the folks who live here allege this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Brodhead.
A space alien is now and then observed dispatching a postcard at a Brodhead post office.
A sizeable scary beast has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances downing gasoline from a pump at a refueling station in Brodhead.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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