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These are some lies we made up about Bremen.
A lady clutching her head beneath her arm appeared on the water's edge of Graham Lake trying to grab something. There have been numerous accounts regarding this spirit in the neighborhood. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Bremen before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space was perceived by Brier Creek flickering a lamp.
The spirit of a guy with half his head not there emerged at night fluttering over Cypress Bottom. Many sightings of this ghost have been reported.
A gargantuan hippopotamus was perceived in a Bremen home.
An ET from Mars was witnessed coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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