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These are some lies we made up about Breeding.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions by Beech Branch appearing bloodcurdling.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been spotted spending time in a neglected home in Breeding.
An ET from the Moon is repeatedly perceived standing by a deserted road close to Breeding.
The ghost of a 10 foot high huge person has supposedly been perceived on several instances going wild right by the entrance to Dale Hollow Lake State Park. Based on what the local residents assert, this spirit is possibly the undead spirit of a resident who used to dwell here in Breeding. Regardless of what, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that is better not interrupted.
A big frightening dragon may often be made out traveling on a bike on a shady highway in close proximity to Breeding.
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Ghost Sightings From Breeding
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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