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The ghost of a seriously burned lady is rumored to have been seen on many occasions in Meade Olin Park late in the night looking terrifying. Whichever way, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that is better not messed with.
Johann Sebastian Bach may occasionally be made out in a Brandenburg secondary school around midnight striding the hallways.
The martian technician of a flying saucer was observed gazing wrathfully at the viewer by Big Run.
A massive hartebeest showed up studying the landscape from the highest spot of Boundary Mound at midnight.
The ghost of a train driver was witnessed in a mirror in a Brandenburg residence; the spirit was only observable in the mirror. Many folks around here have had identical occurrences with a quite similar ghost.
A space alien from planet Jupiter showed up on a dark night exploring Low Gap in detail.
A space man from another world was perceived looking at The Narrows in the early
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morning hours.
An Anchisaurus has regularly been made out in a trailer outside Brandenburg.
A lady lacking a head has purportedly been made out on many occasions in a Brandenburg area auto part store, walking the aisles. Lots of locals declare this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long dead Brandenburg local person. In any event, it's
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a creepy ghost that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be noticed sipping apple juice on a dark night on a lawn in Brandenburg.
A colossal ibex has every now and then been seen smoking a pipe in Hoosier National Forest at the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is now and then noticed right by the entrance to Mammoth Cave National Park articulating into the night.
A space alien from Venus has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions staggering through a trailer in Brandenburg.
A colossal koodoo may every now and then be seen strolling through an apartment close to Brandenburg.
A space invader from outer space has frequently been witnessed marching through a Brandenburg area cemetery.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is often seen looking alongside a desolate highway close to Brandenburg late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck may regularly
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be observed hanging out in an abandoned mansion in Brandenburg. Residents here who have observed this phantom declare this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Brandenburg many years ago. No matter what, it sure is a chilling spirit that any wise person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandenburg
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Ghost Sightings From Brandenburg
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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