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A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire is known to have been seen on one or two occasions chucking chunks of concrete into Oakland Lake after midnight. A local claims that this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long departed Bradfordsville local person. No matter what people verbalize, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
Goldilocks may frequently be observed heaving rocks into the flowing water at Arbuckle Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has every now and then been noticed turning toward the onlooker in Burg Creek after midnight.
A space invader is known to have been observed on a small number of instances on the peak of Bald Knob late in the night monitoring the landscape.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may sometimes be distinguished watching movies in a Bradfordsville living room very late at night.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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