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These are some lies we made up about Bowling Green.
The phantom of a chained up guy has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions sipping diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bowling Green.
A gargantuan toad can from time to time be noticed on the water's edge of Limestone Lake twinkling a light.
The ghost of a hobo was spotted late at night stopping by Lock Bend. When perceived the spirit came close to the watcher who then ran away.
Archimedes came into sight studying Garrett Hollow in detail before sunrise.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted in Beech Bend Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a corpse across the dirt.
An martian tourist from space materialized verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was observed gazing at the vista from the peak of Billy Goat Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress was seen walking a Pit
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Bull on a dark night on a shadowy Bowling Green street. There have been many stories with reference to this ghost in the area. Nonetheless, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET has often been noticed demolishing a picture mid stream in Drakes Creek.
A woman's body with a skunk's head
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is repeatedly spotted staring through apartment windows in Bowling Green at midnight. It has been asserted that this particular ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Bowling Green. In any event, this spirit sure is menacing; one that should be let alone.
An extremely large alpaca is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances going through garbage cans on a Bowling Green street.
A man having the head of a beast may frequently be witnessed smoking a pipe by the entrance to Mammoth Cave National Park.
A partially decomposed human body may be distinguished time and again reading a pamphlet in Barren River Lake State Park outside the park headquarters. If you listen to what the locals assert, this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bowling Green a long time ago.
An martian voyager from deep space has now and then been made out on a Bowling Green avenue after midnight.
A space invader from another planet is sometimes observed
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floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bowling Green.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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