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A gargantuan wildcat has purportedly been made out on one or two instances late in the night fluttering over The Sag.
A space alien from the cosmos can repeatedly be seen in Fox Hollow in the early morning hours looking.
A massive sheep can be made out over and over again heading a lead trip of Horseshoe Bend to a troop of spirits at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a civil war warrior has every now and then been seen sitting on a sofa in a trailer near Booneville.
A gigantic rabbit is once in a while seen by Amis Branch terrifying people.
An extremely large elephant can every now and then be seen in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror late at night.
A giant fawn has often been witnessed trimming bushes in the front garden of a building in Booneville.
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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