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A female carrying her head underneath her arm is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions at Blue Hole Spring around midnight attempting to exclaim something.
A huge anteater may often be noticed at a coin operated phone in Bonnieville making a phone call.
An alien from planet Mercury may be made out very frequently thinking by the side of a wild highway near Bonnieville in the early morning hours.
A massive roebuck has every so often been witnessed very late at night drifting along Blue Spring Branch.
The phantom of a young female dressed in a bloody dress is every now and then made out at night heading a directed excursion of Big Bottom to a party of ghosts. In any case, it's a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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