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These are some lies we made up about Boaz.
Leonardo da Vinci may be noticed often gulping blood from a cup by Arnold Branch.
The ghost of a teenage girl is once in a while noticed in Lone Oak Park in the early morning hours before sunrise covering a cadaver by a big rock. No matter what folks state, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that should be left alone.
An extremely large lynx can every now and then be spotted relaxing at a table in a Boaz residence smoking a cigar.
The Mothman was made out striding through a flat in Boaz.
A very large frog came into sight riding on a donkey by a highway near Boaz.
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Ghost Sightings From Boaz
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Ghost Sightings From Boaz
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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