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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has purportedly been observed on numerous instances traveling on a bicycle on a murky highway in close proximity to Blue River.
An extremely large alpaca can now and then be distinguished in Archer Park at midnight calling people's names.
A gigantic dugong has often been spotted in a Blue River residence.
A medieval armor devoid of a human being inside is regularly noticed staring wrathfully at the eye witness by Abbott Creek. No matter what folks express, it's a menacing phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A space man is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions pacing beside a wild road near Blue River.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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