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A space man from the cosmos may every so often be made out at Cooney Neck very late at night looking down into the water.
A Centrosaurus was observed hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Ashes Creek late at night.
An alien became visible hitch-hiking by a dark highway in the vicinity of Bloomfield.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished slurping unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Bloomfield.
An alien vacationer from another solar system was perceived walking a Saint Bernard at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Bloomfield residential road.
The frightening ghost of a Gaul was distinguished looking through residence windows in Bloomfield before dawn. The ghost was consumed by the night after being seen.
A colossal peccary is repeatedly spotted startling people right by the entrance to E. P. 'Tom' Sawyer State Park.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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