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These are some lies we made up about Blaine.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions by Abb Creek going bananas.
An martian voyager from another galaxy can every now and then be spotted digging a hollow in Cherokee Gap late at night.
The phantom of a guy having on army attire has repeatedly been seen on the pinnacle of Bishop Knob around midnight watching the view. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Blaine.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is regularly seen in a store in the Blaine neighborhood.
A space invader has been seen on several occasions trying on a jacket in a Blaine apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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