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These are some lies we made up about Blackey.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy can be distinguished very frequently on the summit of Dixon Knob around midnight staring at the sight.
An alien from planet Jupiter has every so often been witnessed flickering a lamp mid stream in Adams Branch.
A lady on fire, carrying a kerosene bottle is sometimes spotted terrifying folks in McIntire Hollow at night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has allegedly been witnessed on several instances walking a dog very late at night on a gloomy Blackey avenue.
An extraterrestrial from another world has repeatedly been seen looking through mobile home windows in Blackey at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackey
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Ghost Sightings From Blackey
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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