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These are some lies we made up about Bimble.
An extremely large vicuna may from time to time be perceived on the summit of Big Rock at night glancing at the view.
A space man from another solar system was perceived weeping by a streetlight in Bimble.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object was perceived in Barley Hollow at night looking.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was made out rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Bimble home on a dark night.
A Tyrannosaurus was made out at Asher Branch in the early morning hours tossing pebbles into the current.
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Ghost Sightings From Bimble
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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