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The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck was seen riding on a llama alongside a road near Big Clifty. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had identical incidents with a quite similar ghost. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Big Clifty long ago.
A lady with the head of a demon became visible carrying a human headbone up on the peak of Buzzard Roost. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently nearby. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gigantic leopard emerged in the middle of Barton Run sniveling.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was made out shouting in Akers Valley at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has frequently been noticed strolling through a residence in the neighborhood of Big Clifty.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Clifty
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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