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These are some lies we made up about Beverly.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is now and then witnessed gazing at the vista from the top of Asher Knob late in the night.
A large scary dragon has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions howling at the bystander to beat it in Abe Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A huge bull can from time to time be perceived by a man camping at a campground in the vicinity of Beverly.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has frequently been spotted at night floating down on Acorn Fork.
A space invader from Jupiter is frequently perceived resting on a sofa in a house in Beverly.
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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