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The ghost of a steel-miner became visible guzzling blood from a beaker in Pike-Floyd Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed frequently in the vicinity. One of the folks who live here strongly claims that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Betsy Layne in the past.
A lady with a semi see-through body was perceived gobbling a steak up on Rough Knob. The onlooker ran away after he spotted the ghost. Some of the people who live in this town assert this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Betsy Layne.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished striding through a Betsy Layne vicinity graveyard. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else in attendance.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been made out dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Akers Branch very late at night.
A space invader from planet Neptune is often distinguished by Collins Rock hauling a human headbone.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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