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These are some lies we made up about Bethlehem.
A colossal gazelle is known to have been observed on a few occasions after midnight exploring Fool Hollow in detail.
An ET from the Moon may repeatedly be spotted fly fishing from the shore of Cedarmore Lake at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot can be perceived often admiring Beaver Dam Bend after midnight. People claim that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Bethlehem. In any case, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you do not want to bump into very late at night.
An extremely large tapir has every so often been perceived drifting down on Backbone Creek in the early morning hours.
A colossal ocelot is from time to time spotted staring at people in a Bethlehem mobile home through a door crack.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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