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An alien from Jupiter is frequently seen stopping by Wesley Bend at midnight.
A very large fawn may regularly be observed throwing pebbles into the flowing water at Big Branch after midnight.
A huge rhinoceros has sometimes been witnessed in Betsy Hollow before dawn rearranging orbs around.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on several instances gazing across Higgins Flat at night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long gray beard can every so often be noticed up on the summit of Bethel Knob looking irritably at the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethelridge
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Ghost Sightings From Bethelridge
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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