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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
The ghost of a lady with a cross engraved into her leg has been witnessed on many occasions pulling a body from the ice cold water of Beaverdam Slough at night. Many folks who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Benton long ago. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a creepy phantom that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her neck may occasionally be observed walking a Pit Bull late in the night on a gloomy Benton road. Folks here say that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the tranquility in Benton. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The alien pilot of a UFO was spotted beside the shore at Taylor Pond searching for a map.
Christopher Columbus became visible monitoring the panorama from the apex of Chestnut
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Hill at midnight.
The ghost of a tied up lady was perceived peeping through home windows in Benton before dawn. When the bystander showed up the spirit fled.
A lady hauling her head next to her arm became visible by Benge Pond conversing into the night. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
An alien
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from planet Mercury was perceived down by Cap Spring after midnight reading a newsletter.
A very large civet was observed watching movies in a Benton living room at night.
A Stegosaurus has often been distinguished browsing through trash cans on a Benton avenue.
A gigantic platypus is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances on a Benton avenue late at night.
The spirit of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody wedding dress may repeatedly be noticed trying to express something near the entrance to Shawnee National Forest. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that any sane person would not want to come across.
Rapunzel may be made out often suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Benton.
A space invader from space has every now and then been noticed in a shoe store in the Benton vicinity.
A decapitated woman is now and then perceived trying on clothes in a Benton flat. One of the local residents strongly claims that this spirit likes scaring foolhardy people who come
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trying to locate spirits in Benton.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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