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These are some lies we made up about Benham.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is frequently observed in Kingdom Come State Park late in the night frightening folks.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances checking out Big Hollow in detail late in the night.
A very large mongoose can frequently be observed on the summit of Black Mountain on a dark night viewing the landscape.
A colossal bunny may be seen very frequently dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Abe Branch late in the night.
A young girl in a blood-covered wedding dress has every so often been made out picking flowers in the front garden of a flat in Benham.
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Ghost Sightings From Benham
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Ghost Sightings From Benham
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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