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These are some lies we made up about Belton.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been seen heading a conducted exploration of Grindstone Bend to a cluster of spirits around midnight.
The phantom of a female with a dagger in her chest is every so often witnessed glancing at the panorama from the top of Huckleberry Knob on a dark night. It's been said that this precise ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Belton some time ago.
The ghost of a shackled up female has supposedly been observed on many instances spending time in a deserted farmhouse in Belton. Whatever folks exclaim, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A woman with the head of a beast may occasionally be spotted traveling on a bike on a shadowy road near Belton.
A very large orangutan was made out at Andrews Run late at night tossing rocks into the stream.
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- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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