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These are some lies we made up about Bellevue.
A gigantic cheetah is repeatedly noticed spitting at passing cars in the middle of a dark road in the neighborhood of Bellevue.
A half transparent guy clad as the captain of a freight ship is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances climbing a lofty tree in Authors Grove at the stroke of midnight. One of the folks who live here confidently argues that this spirit is almost certainly the undeceased spirit of a local person who used to have a home here in Bellevue. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien voyager from another world may regularly be seen drinking regular from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bellevue.
An ET from outer space can be perceived over and over again articulating into the air as if somebody else was present.
A Brachiosaurus has now and then been observed looking through flat windows in Bellevue at night.
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platypus is every now and then perceived appearing menacing mid stream in Banklick Creek.
A space invader can every now and then be noticed at midnight looking across Turkey Bottom.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted looking irritably at the watcher up on the peak of Johns Hill.
An extraterrestrial
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from the Moon is regularly distinguished going berserk in Devou Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Little Red Riding Hood has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions very late at night hovering over the Clifton Hills.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate uniform may be noticed repeatedly looking at the water by Apple Hill Farm Lake Dam on a dark night. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that is better not upset.
A gargantuan doe has occasionally been noticed devastating a hat in a row boat on Apple Hill Farm Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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