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These are some lies we made up about Belfry.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is repeatedly observed in a residence near Belfry.
A Pteranodon has been observed on a handful of occasions reflecting in Blackberry Fork Park late in the night.
The spirit of a severely mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote may frequently be perceived in a Belfry area supermarket, wandering the aisles. According to what the folks who live here allege, this spirit is the tormented spirit of an old Belfry local resident. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any sane person would not want to run into.
A very large horse can be seen time and again looking at the view at Cinderella Coal Waste Embankment Dam in the early morning hours.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is from time to time witnessed in Barney Hollow before sunrise looking terrifying.
A female with no head has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions gazing at the sight from the apex of Rockhouse Mountain
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at night. In any case, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Aladdin may from time to time be made out by Hatfield Bottom yelling at the onlooker to stay away.
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Ghost Sightings From Belfry
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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