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These are some lies we made up about Belcher.
The phantom of a civil war soldier materialized in a Belcher secondary school at midnight strolling the hallways. Frightened by the onlookers the ghost departed into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before dawn.
A space invader from planet Mars was noticed at Pool Point at night staring down into the water.
The ghost of a gentleman having satanic symbols etched into his head came into sight fluttering over Potter Flats late at night. This exact phantom has been witnessed over and over again in this place.
The ghost of an engine driver was made out after midnight heading a piloted outing of The Breaks to a cluster of ghosts. There have been further accounts with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. If you listen to the residents, this phantom is most likely the undeparted phantom of a person who used to reside here in Belcher.
A gargantuan walrus has repeatedly been observed washing a blood-covered scarf in Cold Spring late in the night.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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