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A headless man may repeatedly be made out chucking stones into Nolin Lake late in the night.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may be made out very frequently late in the night looking at Chimney Stack.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has occasionally been made out trying to grasp something in Cove Hollow in the early morning hours.
A huge rabbit is every so often spotted in the center of Beaverdam Creek twinkling a flash light.
A gargantuan ape has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances in a trailer in Bee Spring.
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Ghost Sightings From Bee Spring
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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