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The ghost of a woman having names cut into her nose has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions admiring Stony Point at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be witnessed mid stream in Bat East Creek drinking blood from a jar.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has frequently been witnessed at the stroke of midnight scrutinizing Boggess Hollow in detail.
Issac Newton is regularly perceived drinking orange juice down a deserted road near Beechmont at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another world can regularly be spotted smoking a pipe up on the summit of Buck Knob.
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Ghost Sightings From Beechmont
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Ghost Sightings From Beechmont
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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