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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
A giant mandrill may be observed repeatedly by an old man canoeing in a river right next door to Bedford.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has from time to time been witnessed up on the apex of Bunker Hill turning toward the observer.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is every so often witnessed looking wrathfully at the onlooker mid stream in Middle Fork Blue River.
A shape with a skeleton face in shadowy robes has allegedly been noticed on many occasions having a seat on a stool in a house in Bedford. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
A drifting ghost may occasionally be made out in Abbott Hollow at night going nuts. One thing's for guaranteed, it sure is a menacing ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An enormous mink has repeatedly been observed staggering from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Bedford residential road.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Bedford flat.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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