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An extraterrestrial has been spotted on a handful of instances gazing at the sight from the apex of Abner Mountain before sunrise.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can every now and then be observed howling at the watcher to disappear mid stream in Abe Fork.
A space invader from Saturn was noticed before sunrise studying Booker Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy showed up walking through a mobile home near Beaver. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a few other accounts of this particular ghost.
An ET from another world was seen at a public phone in Beaver making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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