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These are some lies we made up about Beauty.
A massive crocodile was perceived in Big Hollow at midnight facing the eye witness.
A woman with worms crawling out of her mouth appeared in a sail boat on Tailings Pond looking angrily at the bystander. Several accounts of this ghost have been described. One of the residents definitely says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Beauty some time ago.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back was spotted in a hardware store in the Beauty vicinity. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two other sightings of this specific ghost.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun materialized trying on a jacket in a Beauty trailer. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very often in the neighborhood. Several of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to disrupt the tranquility in Beauty.
A space alien from another solar system was perceived in the early morning hours floating down Akers Branch.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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