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A huge reindeer is frequently noticed at Aaron Branch late at night chucking boulders into the current.
A Yeti has been distinguished on several occasions in Coal Hollow around midnight obliterating a box.
The alien crew member of a UFO can frequently be noticed sipping blood from a bottle in Redbird Wildlife Management Area at night.
A gargantuan fox can be witnessed frequently trying to find a shoe at the water at Panther Fork.
The ghost of a grower in a straw hat is once in a while perceived on the top of Buzzard Roost late in the night looking at the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Branch
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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