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These are some lies we made up about Bays.
An enormous shrew has every now and then been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Arnett Hollow in detail.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is sometimes perceived up on Williams Hill struggling to state something.
A large chilling beast has purportedly been seen on numerous instances before sunrise floating along Allen Branch.
An alien from planet Jupiter may every now and then be noticed relaxing at a table in a Bays home reasoning.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is frequently seen wandering through a residence in Bays.
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Ghost Sightings From Bays
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Ghost Sightings From Bays
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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